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Thursday, November 13, 2008

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub.

這笑話我忘了在哪看過,好像還跟World of warcraft有關,今天在BBC Radio1上又聽到一次就去Google了一下。

原文:

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"

翻譯:

有天一個英格蘭人,一個蘇格蘭人還有一個愛爾蘭人一起走進了一家pub。他們各自點了一杯軒尼士威士忌。正當他們要享用這杯香郁濃烈的美酒時,三隻蒼蠅剛好停在杯子的酒中,醉的沒辦法飛走。英格蘭人覺得噁心的把他的酒推開。蘇格蘭人把蒼蠅撈出來丟掉後若無其事的繼續喝酒。愛爾蘭人也一樣把蒼蠅拿起來,開始大叫”吐出來! 吐出來你這混蛋!”